The Story

I think I will do this in the third person as the alternative of second or fourth person would not allow me to get the point across. 

This is Travis Jones… wow. Take a minute to admire the miracle of this man. You have to marvel the fact that all of human history led up to this, and other things, but more importantly, this. Born in Arizona and quickly shipped to the beautiful Island of Oahu to grow into the statuesque creature you see before you. This man accomplished so much in such a short amount of time…

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This is dumb, but Facebook wants me to buy things so there ya go.